i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
