Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
