Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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