the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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