i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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