oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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