is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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