and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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