people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
ttyl tear gas
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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