sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
now i know why i became what i already was.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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