no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So. Much. Porn.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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