Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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