I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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