Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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