i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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