I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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