Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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