She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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