Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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