Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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