The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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