Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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