he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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