sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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