I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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