Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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