I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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