I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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