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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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