I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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