I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Sober January is a disaster.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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