I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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