I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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