She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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