it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Damn victory sex feels great
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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