i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
bring money and cleavage
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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