This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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