hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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