So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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