a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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