she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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