Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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