Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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