is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm at about main and main street
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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