Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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