Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
nutella sex= disaster
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
