i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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