yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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