Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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