There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i dont even know how to be here
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have feelings that need drinking.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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