Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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