something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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