In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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