just tell him i said nine months
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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