Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize